It’s not a blog title you fabricate from thin air.
I briefly flirted with having a Copper-T IUD. IUD? This is Sparta. Four or five months it was installed. Is that the proper verb for having a piece of copper jammed in your uterus? Installed? I digress… So I had this IUD- because babies? Ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat. But let me tell you.
IUD?
I’m not even kidding. I really, REALLY wish I was kidding. Horrific menstrual blood flow can be a real fucking downer when you’re the crowned Boner Rodeo Queen. But does it stop me? Bitch, please. Let the lady ride the buck and then pop a super plus and PTFO. And I did just that. I even woke up in the middle of the night for a freshie. But, lo and behold, 7 am came around and I felt a little.. Uncomfortable. I peeled back the blanket and I felt the colour drain from my face. Probably because it had no blood left in it because THIS.
So yeah, sorry about those sheets. They were really nice sheets.
For the record, 0:16 in the Shining clip was exactly my expression when I saw the mess I had made.
Butterfly shaped mess is best mess
Love that you took a photo of it. Not surprised though..
Been there, done that. At like 15. Auntie’s friend’s house. Nice white sheets. 😦
ermagerd… I would CRY.. and run screaming to Target to get him new ones..gahhhhh you poor thing!
Totally did that, with a 3-day “I’m so in love with you I can’t breathe” fling, in London. He was South African, beautiful, glorious. And completely into me. And I bled on his sheets.